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That awkward moment between, are you taking a photo of me, or filming me.

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officialwhitegirls:

on a scale of 1 to painting the invisible boat mobile how good is your idea image

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lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
police officer: what are you doing here
me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
police officer: oh damn true

I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

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Rest of the World: Kilometers
America: No
Rest of the World: Celsius
America: No
Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
America: NO
Rest of the World: day month year
America: No

kili-fili-and-frilly:

Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet

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